the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!