The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!