the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to speak brail.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to die on command

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!