the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to take away your power.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to die

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!