The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power to have a power.

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The power to be a human

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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KeemStar

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power... to read this

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!