the ability to die once you have died

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ?????q? ???

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!