The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to glow in the dark

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!