The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to ?-1.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!