The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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the power to shoot superman

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!