The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to understand math.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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Third armpit.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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Endless falling....

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to remember th...

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!