The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!