the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!