The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to die at will.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!