The power to hypnotize chickens

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to fart mace

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The Power to Combust

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to have a black president

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the power to pee on command

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!