the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!