The power to turn wine into water

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die at will

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!