The power to ride a bike

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the power to get really mad.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!