The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to poo.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!