The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to sweat acid.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power of not knowing

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!