the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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See through invisible people

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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the power to become retarded

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!