the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!