The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to bleed

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!