The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to die if you think

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!