the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the power to be wrong

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!