The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to smell poop

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!