power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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make youself dumb

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to like any show

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the super power to remove your super power

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Find Waldo

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!