the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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to make asians smart

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!