the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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captain obvious

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to not have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!