the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to change the color of your piss

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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To call me maybe

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!