the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to have a power

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The power to pee standing up

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!