The power to sweat soup.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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power to breathe

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!