The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to always hug people

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!