The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!