The power to make vegetables horny.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to die at will

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!