The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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ikawlhan forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!