The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to be born.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to think you have powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!