Dejavu

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to die at will

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!