The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!