the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Death at will

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to see through water

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!