The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Nipple Radar.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!