The ability to teleport into a wall

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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Guys, it's over.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!