The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!