The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to only see glass.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!