The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to see through windows

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!