The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!