The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Facebook.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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i like pie.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!