The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to see the present.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to win the crying game

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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the power to see through glass

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!