The power to have a super power,

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to die

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to die

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!