The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!