THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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Poop

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!